Saturday, November 17, 2007

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Penetril

COMPOSITION
The "PENETRIL" is a medicine containing protein with vitamin component based Caz 2 O. The
"PENETRIL" has been defined by leading luminaries of the medical science world sure remedy against loneliness and the most powerful sedative against the melancholy and hysteria.


Pharmacotherapeutic
antidepressant, tonic.

INDICATION AND DOSAGE
Those care (Ed mostly women) can take at any time of year, both before and after meals (rarely in the same).
It may make use of the night, early in the morning and far to hear complaints that they benefit no one else famacoha never equaled.


TEENS Young edited the first time in struggling to become familiar with the product, the first few times they try to pick it up, thus wasting his particular talents and virtues of assimilation.
Once addicted they do not know to pull out, clear testimony of the goodness of the product, trying to use it in doses even richer.
In exceptional cases, taken orally, the taste is more pleasant and has a high nutritional value and tonic.

ADULT
Also suitable for males that can take , but only if prepared to particular inclinations (90 ° Ed). In these, the "PENETRIL" gives a pink, swollen buttocks and languid movements.

EFFECTS
abuse, however, particularly by girls, can cause unpleasant effects and other disadvantages that occur with nausea, inapetenza, swollen belly and ... other irregularities, which lasts from seven to NINE MONTHS. To avoid such inconvenience
Home strongly recommends that you take in sealed bags, the latter available in pharmacies and dealers.

WARNINGS
Despite the pleasant freshness of the product and its authenticity although recent manufacture, you should shake well before use, but do not insist, in order to avoid deterioration of the product that would make it temporarily unusable.

PACKAGE
The "PENETRIL" is available in any format, the house recommends FAMILY SIZE. ;)

VALIDITY 'PRODUCT
About 65 years from the date of placing on the market, unopened, properly stored.

KEEP OUT OF REACH OF

GIRLS DO NOT DISPOSE OF THE CONTAINER after use

Thursday, November 8, 2007

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The shower

The series of stories picked up on the case in my room.


The shower of a woman

  1. He takes off his clothes and puts them in the basket of dirty clothes in a rigorous chromatic order.
  2. walks to the bathroom with his bathrobe. Just see the husband / boyfriend is covered well and closes quickly in the bathroom.
  3. He stops in front of the mirror and learn your body. Lengthening the belly to romprete a bit more balls to the husband / boyfriend how much is fat. Search
  4. a towel to her face, one for arms, one for the legs, one for the back and a sponge.
  5. Log in shower and open water.
  6. She washes her hair with a shampoo with ginseng with as many as 83 vitamins.
  7. Wash hair again with a shampoo with ginseng with as many as 83 vitamins.
  8. You pass the tropical herb balm and massage for 10-15 minutes.
  9. Wash the face with a soap fishing, wild berry, chocolate and a pH equal to that of the skin, 5.5 (tested previously with the litmus paper).
  10. the rest of the body is washed with soap to nuts, peanuts, hazelnuts and strawberries.
  11. is stark mad when her husband / boyfriend pulls water from the toilet, the shower because it loses pressure.
  12. Closes the water and out of the shower.
  13. It dries with a towel the size of Africa.
  14. Pass a revitalizing cream, strengthening, toning, moisturizing, toning, hypoallergenic, antioxidant and fragrance for 15-20 minutes.
  15. It removes hair from underarms, legs and think of the long (10-15 minutes) if you shave your private parts ... result? "And 'better if I go the beautician .
  16. It examines with ferocious attention throughout the body looking pimples and blacks, then destroys them with tweezers and nail.
  17. Exit the bathroom.
  18. soon as she sees her husband / boyfriend, cover well and throws herself into the room and spends an hour and a half getting dressed.
The shower of a man
  1. He takes off his clothes while still in bed and threw them on the ground.
  2. Go naked to the bathroom, if he sees his wife / girlfriend proudly shows them his goods.
  3. Stops front of the mirror to examine the physical. Lengthening the tip. Watch measures proud of his cock and rubs his scrotum and sniffs his hands for the last time before washing.
  4. Log in shower.
  5. Wash the face with the first soap to see.
  6. Ride like a fool as to the resounding fart who has just pulled.
  7. washes his balls and ass, taking care to leave some hair on the soap.
  8. Wash your hair with any shampoo (often confused and use intimate wash the wife / girlfriend).
  9. piss in shower pretending to be Grisou facing a fire.
  10. out of the shower. He does not realize that wet everywhere because he left out of the shower curtain.
  11. not combing.
  12. It dries a bit '.
  13. He looks back at the mirror doing the helicopter with the Wimp.
  14. Exits leaving the bathroom all wet.
  15. Back in the room with a towel to life. If you see your wife / girlfriend takes off her towel, and proudly shows the trunk by a loud trumpeting.
  16. Throw wet towel on the bed and dressed in 2 minutes.
It 'really well, admit it!

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

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Sarto INVENTED THE TIE FOR PENIS

E 'its own measure

for Christmas this year If you want to make an original gift, then do not hesitate to tailor the Serbian contatatte Vrgoc Neven, who has invented a "tie to penalties," equal in all respects to those that are tied to the neck, apart made for the body part that is intended ...
The curious part of the news is that the customers of the tailor in question there would have been important to people like Chirac and Schwarzenegger, and pride, Bill Clinton, who assumed that given the reputation in his past presidential "jewel" could be the first to be groped by strange again ...

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DRAG TRUCK WITH A PENIS

With your penis?? But Bea!

In China there is a discipline based on breathing and movement that aims to increase energy and sexual performance. A sort of natural Viagra in fact.
His followers are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals in order to increase their potency.
The last performance is a dramatic fifty Californian, originally from Taiwan, which has driven a truck for a few yards with his penis, while the 3 guys last year, followers of the sport, have been driving a truck, with a hundred people on board, using ropes tied to his genitals ...
Nice way to work out you do not find ???!!!

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

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THAILAND: RECORD OF PENI Evira

Cheating his wife in Thailand can be very dangerous.
The country is the first in the list under the heading: "castrated penises" and thus also the first for the number of male organ transplants. And 'in fact increasingly common practice for Thai women betrayed, used all'evirazione to punish their husbands.



From anger to sadism is a short step: the penis is often boiled and fed to canaries, and other times, angry wives prefer to throw the penis in the toilet.
At that point, the situation for husbands mutilated it is really difficult. For this reason, the surgery in Thailand in the field of reconstruction of the penis is really cutting edge.


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SWEDEN: FIND THE PENIS PENIS KETCHUP

Boys around the world, please check that your legs in the middle you have everything, because a poor Swedish home, preparing dinner for her family, she found a penis, probably human, in a bottle of ketchup ...



So if any of you had lost something knows where to look ... for those who were afraid to make a similar discovery do not worry because, the store where you bought the package of sauce, has removed the entire stock from the market in order to avoid spaicevoli other surprises ...

Monday, November 5, 2007

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IN VACUUM: ADMITTED

not an erotic game

Things you do to attract public attention: Daniel Blackner, a dwarf circus, was transported to the emergency room after being stuck with the penis to a vacuum cleaner during her performance at the "Festival of horrors "in Edinburgh.
He wanted to leave everyone speechless with more erotic than ever before, but the show ended with an embarrassing admission to hospital.
What happened there will never be asking. Well! the dwarf would have appeared on stage with a vacuum attached to the member through a special hook, but the system patented by the artist at the last minute broke and has to deal Blackner had the good idea to use an extra-strong glue.
" The show must go on", it must be said the fearless 42-year old protagonist of the story just before sacrifice to the cause of the show and sprinkle with adhesive tube indicted.

! Do not try this at home!

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No sex: 77ENNE SI AVENGERS

A spry old man has sued a 19 year old, after a refusal to his sexual advances. The hero is Germany's most famous playboy, the 77enne Rolf Eden.
The girl, after spending an evening with him caviar and champagne, he opposed a resounding "no" to his sexual advances: in response, Playboy has sued the woman for discrimination of the elderly. "It 's been devastating. No woman before me had ever said such a thing," said the dean of the playboy, who claims to be 2000-3000 slept with women in his long life. The
playboy, who in 2002 wrote of wanting to die during an embrace, then, could be forced to come to terms with reality, but also to see his dreams.

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FA ORAL SEX AND ENDS IN JAIL


Valla you understand American law ....
A 17 year old American was sentenced to 10 years in prison for having had oral sex with a 15 year old CONSENT, but was released after two years in prison. !! That's right Genarlow Wilson has been done two years in prison before the Supreme Court of Georgia labeled the conviction against the boy's "cruel and unusual punishment."
Wilson, who is now 23 years in 2003 was convicted of aggravated breach of children after the cameras of the hotel, where he was celebrating the New Year with some friends, had taken the sexual act performed with the same age.
The 1995 law he violated was changed last year as a result of his own case, making consensual sex between teenagers a misdemeanor ....